> wear batbook
You are now wearing the shining armour Batbook.
> wield faq
You are now holding the great sword SendmailFAQ.
> approach sendmail.cf
You stealthily sneak up on the terrible monster.
> attack sendmail.cf with sword
With a swift lunge, you plunge FAQ right into ruleset five!
sendmail.cf shakes its head, trying to clear it.
> again
With a swift lunge, you plunge FAQ right into the O section!
sendmail.cf falls down and lies still. It appears to be unconscious.
> i
You are carrying:
  a camel book
  a can of Coca Cola
  a Leatherman(R) Super Tool(R)
  a pager (without batteries)
  an email address
> examine email address
It seems to be suitable for testing sendmail configurations.
> feed email address to sendmail
sendmail happily swallows the address and spits it out again,
completely unchanged. sendmail.cf wakes up and laughs at you.
> attack sendmail.cf with sword
sendmail.cf nimbly dodges your blow.
sendmail.cf hits you, and you feel some of your sanity drain away.
> again
sendmail.cf takes your blow on the chin.
sendmail.cf hits you. You are stunned and unable to parry.
> again
You are stunned, and therefore you cannot attack.
sendmail.cf hits you. You feel the last of your sanity going.

    *** You have died ***

In that game you scored 0 out of infinitely many points, in more turns
than you care to contemplate. Better luck in next life!

[QUIT/REINCARNATE?]> 

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> enter sendmail.cf
It is now pitch dark.  If you continue, you will probably be eaten by a
clue.
> rub m4
You rub your trusty M4, which illuminates the area.
You are in an enormous and chaotic room.  A musty smell pervades the
place.  Unidentifiable junk surrounds you, and there are signs of
a recent battle.  There are holes all over the place.
There are many dollars here.
There is spam here.
There is a root here.
> kill spam
You can't do that.
> close hole
Which one?  There are so many!
> get root
Ok.
With a puff of smoke, a nasty little Dan Bernstein appears!
> hit dan
With what?
> hit dan with ego
That wouldn't work.
> hit dan with lawsuit
Dan nimbly evades your attack and strikes you with his scorn.
You die...
Die (Y/N)? N
You are not dead.
Dan strikes you with his scorn.
> #i
What do you want to invoke?
> dan@bbn.com [1]
Whoosh!
The Dan Server appears as if by magic...
"What do you want?"
> route "Dan Bernstein" Australia
Whoosh!
> l
You are in an enormous and chaotic room.  A musty smell pervades the
place.  Unidentifiable junk surrounds you, and there are signs of
a recent battle.  There are holes all over the place.
There are many dollars here.
There is spam here.
> take dollars
Sysadmins are not allowed to Make Money Fast.
> i
You are holding:
a +3 Camel Book
b blessed Safe Book
c rustproof LeatherMan
d 2 amber potions
e scroll of email
You are wielding:
f root (right hand)
g M4 (left hand)
h a well-oiled LART (gripping hand)
> n
North
This is the Machine Room.
There is a bit bucket here.
There are many bits here.
> q
What do you want to quaff? d
You drink an amber potion.
Eww! This is sweet.
You feel fast.
> apply bucket to bits.
The floor looks much neater now.
There is a trapdoor on the floor.
> d
[Opening the door first...]
Down
You are under the raised floor. 
You are in a maze of twisty cables, all alike.
There is an opening in the ceiling.